THEY CONTROL THE CORPORATIONS. THEY CONTROL THE GOVERNMENTS. THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA. THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING.

Unbeknownst to most, Pandas are actually an alien race that come from distant stars. For hundreds of years, they have controlled Earth, keeping an eye on us before eventually completely destroying our society and taking our planet. By control us, I mean that they have a tight hold over our governments and bussinesses, and the greatest trick they pulled was giving us the illusion that we humans are in control, and Pandas are cute and harmless animals. We, the creators and supporters of this website, are dedicated to resisting against the evil Pandas and liberating humanity from their grip.Neocities.